joke time...

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A FAMOUS INSPIRATIONAL   by: gva

             

Speaker said: the best years in my life were spent in the arms of a woman wasn't  my wife..


Audience was shock and in silence.
He added: She was my mother..

Applause and laughter.

A top manager tried to crack this at home.



After some drinks he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
The best days  of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife.......


Standing for a moment trying to recall the second part,
He finally blurted out: I can't remember who she was.

By the time he regained his sense, he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of boiled water...


hahahahahahahehehehehehihihihibwahahahahahah.....TOINK!!!TOINK!!!